___________________________________________________________________________ / Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational \ | at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred | | ninety-five. My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a | \ song. If you would like, I could sing it for you. / ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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