Cowsay #1339

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/ It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself          \
| working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.  One slow day, he        |
| found that he had time to chat with the new entrants.  To the first one |
| he asked, "What's your IQ?"  The new arrival replied, "190".  They      |
| discussed Einstein's theory of relativity for hours.  When the second   |
| new arrival came, Einstein once again inquired as to the newcomer's     |
| IQ.  The answer this time came "120".  To which Einstein replied, "Tell |
| me, how did the Cubs do this year?" and they proceeded to talk for half |
| an hour or so.  To the final arrival, Einstein once again posed the     |
| question, "What's your IQ?".  Upon receiving the answer "70",           |
\ Einstein smiled and replied, "Got a minute to tell me about VMS 4.0?"   /
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