Cowsay #1951

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/ "IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground technique' \
| to destroy the competition..... IBM digs a big HOLE in the       |
| ground and covers it with leaves. It then puts a big POT         |
| OF GOLD nearby. Then it gives the call, 'Hey, look at all        |
| this gold, get over here fast.' As soon as the competitor        |
| approaches the pot, he falls into the pit"                       |
\ -- John C. Dvorak                                                /
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