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/ 7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)            \
| The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National    |
| Redwood Forest.                                               |
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| 7:30, Channel 8: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)            |
| The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the |
\ Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.                    /
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