_________________________________________________________________________ / The big problem with pornography is defining it. You can't just \ | say it's pictures of people naked. For example, you have these | | primitive African tribes that exist by chasing the wildebeest on foot, | | and they have to go around largely naked, because, as the old tribal | | saying goes: "N'wam k'honi soit qui mali," which means, "If you think | | you can catch a wildebeest in this climate and wear clothes at the same | | time, then I have some beach front property in the desert region of | | Northern Mali that you may be interested in." | | So it's not considered pornographic when National Geographic | | publishes color photographs of these people hunting the wildebeest | | naked, or pounding one rock onto another rock for some primitive reason | | naked, or whatever. But if National Geographic were to publish an | | article entitled "The Girls of the California Junior College System | | Hunt the Wildebeest Naked," some people would call it pornography. But | | others would not. And still others, such as the Spectacularly Rev. | | Jerry Falwell, would get upset about seeing the wildebeest naked. | \ -- Dave Barry, "Pornography" / -------------------------------------------------------------------------
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