Cowsay #3421

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/ FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH PHRASES MEAN:	#1            \
| skilled oral communicator:                                         |
| Mumbles inaudibly when attempting to speak.  Talks to self.        |
| Argues with self.  Loses these arguments.                          |
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| skilled written communicator:                                      |
| Scribbles well.  Memos are invariable illegible, except for        |
| the portions that attribute recent failures to someone else.       |
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| growth potential:                                                  |
| With proper guidance, periodic counselling, and remedial training, |
| the reviewee may, given enough time and close supervision, meet    |
| the minimum requirements expected of him by the company.           |
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| key company figure:                                                |
\ Serves as the perfect counter example.                             /
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