Cowsay #37

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/ Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but       \
| television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and   |
| world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers |
| whiter teeth *___and* fresher breath.                                   |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"                 /
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