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/ HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME --                                                \
| Take a shot every time:                                                        |
|                                                                                |
| -- Sergeant Schultz says, "I knoooooowww nooooothing!"                         |
| -- General Burkhalter or Major Hochstetter intimidate/insult Colonel Klink.    |
| -- Colonel Klink falls for Colonel Hogan's flattery.                           |
| -- One of the prisoners sneaks out of camp (one shot for each prisoner to go). |
| -- Colonel Klink snaps to attention after answering the phone (two shots       |
| if it's one of our heroes on the other end).                                   |
| -- One of the Germans is threatened with being sent to the Russian front.      |
| -- Corporal Newkirk calls up a German in his phoney German accent, and         |
| tricks him (two shots if it's Colonel Klink).                                  |
| -- Hogan has a romantic interlude with a beautiful girl from the underground.  |
| -- Colonel Klink relates how he's never had an escape from Stalag 13.          |
| -- Sergeant Schultz gives up a secret (two shots if he's bribed with food).    |
| -- The prisoners listen to the Germans' conversation by a hidden transmitter.  |
| -- Sergeant Schultz "captures" one of the prisoners after an escape.           |
| -- Lebeau pronounces "colonel" as "cuh-loh-`nell".                             |
| -- Carter builds some kind of device (two shots if it's not explosive).        |
| -- Lebeau wears his apron.                                                     |
| -- Hogan says "We've got no choice" when someone claims that the plan is       |
| impossible.                                                                    |
\ -- The prisoners capture an important German, and sneak him out the tunnel.    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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  • author: Linux fortune cookies - drugs
  • added: 2007-11-30 12:35:09

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