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/ I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie    \
| theater.  So I bought the album.  I got kicked out of a theater the    |
| other day for bringing my own food in.  I argued that the concession   |
| stand prices were outrageous.  Besides, I hadn't had a barbecue in a   |
| long time.  I went to the theater and the sign said adults $5 children |
| $2.50.  I told them I wanted 2 boys and a girl.  I once took a cab to  |
| a drive-in movie.  The movie cost me $95.                              |
\ -- Steven Wright                                                       /
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  • author: Linux fortune cookies - humorists
  • added: 2007-11-30 12:35:19

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