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Cowsay #920

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/ 101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR                        \
| (1)  Scarecrow for centipedes                             |
| (2)  Dead cat brush                                       |
| (3)  Hair barrettes                                       |
| (4)  Cleats                                               |
| (5)  Self-piercing earrings                               |
| (6)  Fungus trellis                                       |
| (7)  False eyelashes                                      |
| (8)  Prosthetic dog claws                                 |
| .                                                         |
| .                                                         |
| .                                                         |
| (99)  Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors) |
| (100) Killer velcro                                       |
\ (101) Currency                                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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  • author: Linux fortune cookies - computers
  • added: 2007-11-30 12:34:53

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