Cowsay #931

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/ A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling \
| the president one of the latest talking computers.                        |
| Salesman:	"This machine knows everything. I can ask it any question       |
| and it'll give the correct answer.  Computer, what is the                 |
| speed of light?"                                                          |
| Computer:	186,282 miles per second.                                       |
| Salesman:	"Who was the first president of the United States?"             |
| Computer:	George Washington.                                              |
| President:	"I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question.               |
| Where is my father?"                                                      |
| Computer:	Your father is fishing in Georgia.                              |
| President:	"Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty       |
| years ago!"                                                               |
| Computer:	Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just       |
\ landed a twelve pound bass.                                               /
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