Cowsay #953

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/ A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day.  The master            \
| noted the novice's preoccupation with a hand-held computer game.  "Excuse me", |
| he said, "may I examine it?"                                                   |
| The novice bolted to attention and handed the device to the master.            |
| "I see that the device claims to have three levels of play: Easy, Medium,      |
| and Hard", said the master.  "Yet every such device has another level of play, |
| where the device seeks not to conquer the human, nor to be conquered by the    |
| human."                                                                        |
| "Pray, great master," implored the novice, "how does one find this             |
| mysterious setting?"                                                           |
| The master dropped the device to the ground and crushed it under foot.         |
| And suddenly the novice was enlightened.                                       |
\ -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"                                    /
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