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Cowsay #967

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/ A programmer from a very large computer company went to a software            \
| conference and then returned to report to his manager, saying: "What sort     |
| of programmers work for other companies?  They behaved badly and were         |
| unconcerned with appearances. Their hair was long and unkempt and their       |
| clothes were wrinkled and old. They crashed out hospitality suites and they   |
| made rude noises during my presentation."                                     |
| The manager said: "I should have never sent you to the conference.            |
| Those programmers live beyond the physical world.  They consider life absurd, |
| an accidental coincidence.  They come and go without knowing limitations.     |
| Without a care, they live only for their programs.  Why should they bother    |
| with social conventions?"                                                     |
| "They are alive within the Tao."                                              |
\ -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"                                   /
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  • author: Linux fortune cookies - computers
  • added: 2007-11-30 12:34:53

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