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A black cat crossing your path signifies 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupunct 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
A large spider in an old house built a b 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
A lot of people are afraid of heights. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
A MODERN FABLE Aesop's fables and othe 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
A possum must be himself, and being hims 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
"A power so great, it can only be used f 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Accidents cause History. If Sigismund 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
All of the people in my building are ins 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
And now for something completely differe 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
And now for something completely the sam 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
"Are you sure you're not an encyclopedi 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
As the poet said, "Only God can make a t 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Being Ymor's right-hand man was like bei 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
"Boy, life takes a long time to live." 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Othe 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
But I always fired into the nearest hill 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
"But I don't like Spam!!!!" 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
"But I don't want to go on the cart..." 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Bypasses are devices that allow some peo 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant t 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Death didn't answer. He was looking at 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Decorate your home. It gives the illusi 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Do you think that when they asked George 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
"Don't come back until you have him", th 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Don't take life so serious, son, it ain' 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Don't worry about the world coming to an 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happe 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Ever since prehistoric times, wise men h 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of t 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
First, a few words about tools. Basical 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
From the moment I picked your book up un 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
God is a comic playing to an audience th 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
He asked me if I knew what time it was - 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
"Here's something to think about: How c 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Hey, what do you expect from a culture t 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, vers 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
"Humor is a drug which it's the fashion 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
Humorists always sit at the children's t 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
I am a conscientious man, when I throw r 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
I am getting into abstract painting. Re 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
I am two with nature. -- Woody Allen 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
I argue very well. Ask any of my remain 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
"I assure you the thought never even cr 0 2007-11-30 12:35:19
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