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Title	Comments	Created
% A little pain never hurt anyone.	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
"A unified, neutral Germany? Given tha	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
A verbal contract isn't worth the pape	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Christ was born in 4 B.C.	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Cum tacent, clamant. When they are sil	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Gentlemen, I want you to know that I a	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Goes (Went) over like a lead balloon.	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Honk if you are against noise pollutio	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
I'll give you a definite maybe. -Samue	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
I'm not going to say, "I told you so."	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
I am a deeply superficial person. -And	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
I'm proud of my humility.	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
I can resist everything except temptat	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
If Roosevelt were alive, he'd turn ove	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
If you fall and break your legs, don't	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
I never put on a pair of shoes until I	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
It isn't an optical illusion. It just	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
It's more than magnificent-it's medioc	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
May I ask a question?	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
No one goes to that restaurant anymore	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Parting is such sweet sorrow. -William	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Procrastination means never having to	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
"Professional certification for car pe	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Referring to a book: I read part of it	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Smoking is the leading cause of statis	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Some bachelors want a meaningful overn	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Talking about a piece of movie dialogu	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
The scene is dull. Tell him to put mor	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Thank God I'm an atheist.	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
This report is filled with omissions.	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
We are not anticipating any emergencie	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
We're overpaying him, but he's worth i	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
His honour rooted in dishonour stood,	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
The good oxymoron, to define it by a s	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
An Irishman is never at peace except w	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
I marvel at the strength of human weak	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Always be sincere, even when you don't	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Live within your income, even if you h	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Of course I can keep secrets. It's the	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
The best cure for insomnia is to get a	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
I distinctly remember forgetting that.	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
We must believe in free will. We have	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextro	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
After they got rid of capital punishme	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
I never liked you, and I always will.	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Why don't you pair `em up in threes? -	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31
Our similarities are different. -Dale	0	2007-11-30 12:35:31

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