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(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A clash of doctrine is not a disaster -- 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A cloud does not know why it moves in ju 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A dream will always triumph over reality 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A halted retreat Is nerve-wracking and d 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to f 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A lot of people I know believe in positi 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exi 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A master was asked the question, "What i 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to b 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A priest advised Voltaire on his death b 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? A 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A sad spectacle. If they be inhabited, 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A Scholar asked his Master, "Master, wou 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A thing is not necessarily true because 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
A would-be disciple came to Nasrudin's h 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
All men know the utility of useful thing 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
All of the true things I am about to tel 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
All of us should treasure his Oriental w 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
An idea is an eye given by God for the s 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
An idea is not responsible for the peopl 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
An older student came to Otis and said, 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
And ever has it been known that love kno 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Anyway, I keep picturing all these littl 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Approaching the gates of the monastery, 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knif 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
As failures go, attempting to recall the 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
At ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
At the end of your life there'll be a go 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
At the foot of the mountain, thunder: Th 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Beauty is one of the rare things which d 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Before you ask more questions, think abo 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten tho 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
By protracting life, we do not deduct on 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Catharsis is something I associate with 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Chance is perhaps the work of God when H 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Chapter 1 The story so far: In the 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
"Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Circumstances rule men; men do not rule 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Coincidences are spiritual puns. -- G. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort o 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Death is God's way of telling you not to 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Death is life's way of telling you you'v 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Death is Nature's way of recycling human 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:43
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