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(1) Office employees will daily sweep th 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
(6) Men employees will be given time off 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A bank is a place where they lend you an 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A boss with no humor is like a job that' 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A budget is just a method of worrying be 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer an 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A committee is a group that keeps the mi 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A committee is a life form with six or m 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A committee takes root and grows, it flo 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A commune is where people join together 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A company is known by the men it keeps. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A consultant is a person who borrows you 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A cow is a completely automated milk-man 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A freelance is one who gets paid by the 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A good supervisor can step on your toes 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A holding company is a thing where you h 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A man is known by the company he organiz 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A meeting is an event at which the minut 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A memorandum is written not to inform th 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A motion to adjourn is always in order. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japa 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A new supply of round tuits has arrived 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A rock store eventually closed down; the 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
... a thing called Ethics, whose nature 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A traveling salesman was driving past a 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
About the time we think we can make ends 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
According to a recent and unscientific n 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
According to all the latest reports, the 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
Advertising is a valuable economic facto 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
Advertising is the rattling of a stick i 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
Advertising may be described as the scie 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
After all is said and done, a hell of a 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
After any salary raise, you will have le 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
All I ask is a chance to prove that mone 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
All the big corporations depreciate thei 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
All this big deal about white collar cri 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
All this wheeling and dealing around, wh 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
All warranty and guarantee clauses becom 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
America works less, when you say "Union 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
American business long ago gave up on de 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
An office party is not, as is sometimes 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
Anyone can do any amount of work provide 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. Th 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
Anything free is worth what you pay for 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
"At least they're ___________ 0 2007-11-30 12:35:48
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