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7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/ 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A "critic" is a man who creates nothing 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A celebrity is a person who is known for 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A circus foreman was making the rounds 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A copy of the universe is not what is re 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A critic is a bundle of biases held loos 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A diva who specializes in risque arias i 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A drama critic is a person who surprises 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A fool-proof method for sculpting an ele 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A hard-luck actor who appeared in one c 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A Hollywood producer calls a friend, ano 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A man paints with his brains and not wit 0 2007-11-30 12:34:46
A musical reviewer admitted he always p 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
A musician of more ambition than talent 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
A poet who reads his verse in public may 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
A rose is a rose is a rose. Just ask Je 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
A sequel is an admission that you've bee 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
A shy teenage boy finally worked up the 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
A team effort is a lot of people doing w 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
A true artist will let his wife starve, 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
A writer is congenitally unable to tell 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
A yawn is a silent shout. -- G. K. Che 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
A young man wrote to Mozart and said: Q 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Acting is an art which consists of keepi 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Acting is not very hard. The most impor 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Actor Real Name Boris Karloff Willia 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Actors will happen even in the best-regu 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Actresses will happen in the best regula 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Adding sound to movies would be like put 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Adhere to your own act, and congratulate 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
After a few boring years, socially meani 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Alex Haley was adopted! 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
All art is but imitation of nature. -- 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
An artist should be fit for the best soc 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Another possible source of guidance for 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Any dramatic series the producers want u 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Any fool can paint a picture, but it tak 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
"Are you police officers?" "No, ma'am. 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Around the turn of this century, a compo 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Art is a jealous mistress. -- Ralph Wa 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Art is a lie which makes us realize the 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Art is anything you can get away with. 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Art is either plagiarism or revolution. 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Art is the tree of life. Science is the 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
As a goatherd learns his trade by goat, 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Asking a working writer what he thinks a 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventua 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
Authors are easy to get on with -- if yo 0 2007-11-30 12:34:47
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