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"You know, of course, that the Tasmanian 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." -- 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
"The one charm of marriage is that it ma 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
"God is a comedian playing to an audienc 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
"IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole- 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
"There are things that are so serious th 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
"It takes all sorts of in & out-door sch 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
"Confound these ancestors.... They've st 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, a 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
I have stripped off my dress; must I put 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
How beautiful, how entrancing you are, m 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Wear me as a seal upon your heart, as a 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my ma 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
When Yahweh your gods has settled you in 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
I just thought of something funny...your 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
In the beginning, I was made. I didn't 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
You will be successful in your work. 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
The life of a repo man is always intense 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
If you're not careful, you're going to c 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
That's the thing about people who think 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Wherever you go...There you are. -- Bu 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Life in the state of nature is solitary, 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Lack of skill dictates economy of style. 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
No one is fit to be trusted with power. 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Successful and fortunate crime is called 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
When we jumped into Sicily, the units be 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
The only thing necessary for the triumph 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
You may call me by my name, Wirth, or by 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Prediction is very difficult, especially 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
The computer can't tell you the emotiona 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Things are not as simple as they seems a 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
The main thing is the play itself. I sw 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
It is surely a great calamity for a huma 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Machines take me by surprise with great 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Uncertain fortune is thoroughly mastered 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
After Goliath's defeat, giants ceased to 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
There are two ways of constructing a sof 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Do not allow this language (Ada) in its 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Without coffee he could not work, or at 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. C 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
In the pitiful, multipage, connection-bo 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
The so-called "desktop metaphor" of toda 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
...when fits of creativity run strong, m 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
A little retrospection shows that althou 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
...computer hardware progress is so fast 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Software entities are more complex for t 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
Digital computers are themselves more co 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
The complexity of software is an essenti 0 2007-11-30 12:34:57
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