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17th Rule of Friendship: A friend will 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
186,282 miles per second: It isn't just 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
18th Rule of Friendship: A frien 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
2180, U.S. History question: What 20th 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
3rd Law of Computing: Anything that can 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
667: The neighbor of the beast. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
A hypothetical paradox: What would happ 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
A Law of Computer Programming: Make it 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
A musician, an artist, an architect: th 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
A new koan: If you have some ice cream, 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Abbott's Admonitions: (1) If you have t 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Absent, adj.: Exposed to the attacks of 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Absentee, n.: A person with an income w 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Abstainer, n.: A weak person who yields 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief ma 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Academy: A modern school where football 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Acceptance testing: An unsuccessful att 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Accident, n.: A condition in which pres 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Accordion, n.: A bagpipe with pleats. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Accuracy, n.: The vice of being right 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Acquaintance, n: A person whom we know 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
ADA: Something you need only know the n 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Adler's Distinction: Language is all th 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly. - 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Adult, n.: One old enough to know bette 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-m 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Afternoon, n.: That part of the day we 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Age, n.: That period of life in which w 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life i 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Air Force Inertia Axiom: Consistency is 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
air, n.: A nutritious substance supplie 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Alaska: A prelude to "No." 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clo 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
algorithm, n.: Trendy dance for hip pro 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
alimony, n: Having an ex you can bank o 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
All new: Parts not interchangeable with 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Allen's Axiom: When all else fails, rea 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Alliance, n.: In international politics 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Alone, adj.: In bad company. -- Ambro 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with e 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Ambiguity: Telling the truth when you d 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Ambition, n: An overmastering desire to 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Amoebit: Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can mu 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow profa 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Androphobia: Fear of men. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other g 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool 0 2007-11-30 12:35:02
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