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1/2 oz. gin 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. rum (p 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
6 oz. orange juice 1 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. G 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
A beer delayed is a beer denied. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'r 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, c 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we en 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychni 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Alcoholics Anonymous is when you get to 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Always store beer in a dark place. -- 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
An alcoholic is someone you don't like w 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
And you can't get any Watney's Red Barre 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
... at least I thought I was dancing, 't 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Be wary of strong drink. It can make yo 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Because the wine remembers. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champion 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Beer -- it's not just for breakfast anym 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Beggar to well-dressed businessman: "Co 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Best Beer: A panel of tasters assembled 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Booze is the answer. I don't remember t 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Brandy-and-water spoils two good things. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot brandy 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Claret is the liquor for boys; port for 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of st 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Dadd 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Nor 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: Corners o 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Come quickly, I am tasting stars! -- D 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl un 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Don't drink when you drive -- you might 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Drinking is not a spectator sport. -- 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Drinking makes such fools of people, and 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Drunks are rarely amusing unless they kn 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink in 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
ELECTRIC JELL-O 2 boxes JELL-O brand 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Every morning is a Smirnoff morning. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spi 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chat 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Fishing, with me, has always been an exc 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Fortune finishes the great quotations, # 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
FORTUNE'S FAVORITE RECIPES: #8 Christma 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14 Tired of find 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Glogg (a traditional Scandinavian holida 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we dran 0 2007-11-30 12:35:09
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