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A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it? 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
A few hours grace before the madness beg 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
A gift of a flower will soon be made to 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
A long-forgotten loved one will appear s 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
A tall, dark stranger will have more fun 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
A visit to a fresh place will bring stra 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
A visit to a strange place will bring fr 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
A vivid and creative mind characterizes 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Accent on helpful side of your nature. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Advancement in position. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
After your lover has gone you will still 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Afternoon very favorable for romance. T 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Alimony and bribes will engage a large s 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
All the troubles you have will pass away 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
An avocado-tone refrigerator would look 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
An exotic journey in downtown Newark is 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Another good night not to sleep in a euc 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Are you a turtle? 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Are you making all this up as you go alo 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Are you sure the back door is locked? 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a mu 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, a 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Avoid reality at all costs. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Be careful! Is it classified? 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10! 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Be cautious in your daily affairs. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Ph 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Be different: conform. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Th 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Be security conscious -- National defens 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Beauty and harmony are as necessary to y 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Best of all is never to have been born. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Better hope the life-inspector doesn't c 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Beware of a tall black man with one blon 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Beware of a tall blond man with one blac 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Beware of Bigfoot! 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Beware of low-flying butterflies. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Beware the one behind you. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Blow it out your ear. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Break into jail and claim police brutali 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Bridge ahead. Pay troll. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to y 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Caution: Keep out of reach of children. 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take 0 2007-11-30 12:35:16
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